Rat-Man #1
Once there was a man. His name was Bob Fairfield. 1 day it was storming and Bob was struck by lightning. he fainted.
someone had to take him to the hospital!
The doctor said that he had a disease.
it was called the animal disease! and guess what happens when you get that!
You turn into an animal!!
But luckily only on your 16th birthday.
but apparently today was bob's 16th birthday.
so bob went home. he tried to think of a name for himself.
"oh! ive got it!" he said "oh no wait that's taken"
... "aha" he said "oh no that's taken too." "okay" he said,
" i really have it now". "RAT-MAN" so bat-man- sorry- i mean rat-man went to the accesory store! (for superheros) he bought a cape, and a madalion neclace.
now rat-man looks like a real superhero!
a day later rat-man was playing football when his head inlarged!
so rat-man went to the hospital again.
everyone was wearing his costume but they told him it was only a dream.
the doctor said he would be out of the hospital in two weeks.
and now two weeks later he is at home eating fritos and cheese.
to be contued...
Rat-Man #2
Once rat-man was walking on the street when suddenly he heard a cry for help! then something swooped from the air!
it was a cat! the was trying to get rat-man.
the cat's name was cat-man because he had the same disease as rat-man had.
so he was called cat-man.
rat-man and cat-man are now arch enemies for no good reason.
so rat-man sprung into action.
but then so did cat-man.
but luckily rat-man heard a cry for help! and he said "don't worry, i'm coming!"
but then he had another problem because he was the one crying for help!!
so rat-man nibbled on cat-man's hand "ouch!" said cat-man
"yes, i can breath again!!" said rat-man.
then somehow rat-man managed to think of cat-man's real name!
rat-man read cat-man's mind and now he knows that cat-man's name is bill joe.
rat-man went home and took a nap when suddenly 2 hours after his 2 hour long nap tommy the toothpick came into his house!
rat-man asked tommy how he got in and what he wanted.
tommy said that he climbed in the window and that he wanted to say hi.
and then rat-man said oh, okay. t
ommy the toothpick was one of rat-man's friends and he also had a disease except his disease was called the object disease and the object disease made you turn into the object you look the most like so tommy turned into a toothpick because he was really skinny.
and now it's a NEW YEAR!!
and rat-man's birthday is on february 1st so it was only a month away.
and now rat-man is home again eating fritos and cheese.
to be continued...
Rat-Man #3
One day rat-man was walkingin the park.
then he heard a scream for help!
rat-man had a problem! it was brent!
brent calls himself nacho lebre.
"i am rat-man." said rat-man.
"Rat-man?"said brent confused.
"whatever" said rat-man.
rat-man now has a new arch enemy who calls himself nacho lebre.
but his real name was brent.
so rat-man went to the accesory store! (for superheros).
and bought nothing!
so now rat-man bought nothing at the accesory store(for superheros)
and now nothing even happened to his image!
and then the next day was rat-man's birthday!!
and rat-man's birthday presents were a rat-mobile.
and that was all.
one day rat-man was driving his rat-mobile and it slipped on a banana peel!
good thing he had car insurance.
but there was one problem.
rat-man was hurt and his insurance wouldn't cover it!!
but they said he was okay.
to be continued...
